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Sebastian Maniscalco has jokes for days.
During a stand-up regular astatine Cannes Lions 2025, the 51-year-old comedian poked amusive astatine Jeff Bezos' "shredded" physique up of the Amazon founder's wedding to fiancée Lauren Sánchez.
"I spot [Jeff] Bezos erstwhile helium came retired astir 30 years ago. This feline was a nerd, a implicit nerd," Maniscalco told the assemblage - which included stars specified arsenic Patrick Schwarzenegger, Paris Hilton, "Queer Eye" prima Antoni Porowski and Ludacris - per Page Six.
JEFF BEZOS, LAUREN SÁNCHEZ SIZZLE ON $500M YACHT AHEAD OF SUMMER WEDDING
Sebastian Maniscalco poked amusive astatine Amazon laminitis Jeff Bezos' carnal translation passim the years. (Getty Images)
Maniscalco went connected to praise Bezos, dubbing him a "genius."
"You spot what this feline looks similar [now]? That’s beautiful. That’s gorgeous. That’s 400 cardinal bucks… shredded connected his yacht successful the Mediterranean," helium added.
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"You ever get a immense [Amazon] container like, ‘Oh, my God, what did we order?’ It’s coming successful this large box. I opened it up. One dental floss astatine the bottommost of the container with aerial bags. This Bezos is simply a genius."
Last month, Bezos and Sánchez packed connected the PDA portion soaking up the prima up of their wedding aboriginal this month.
Maniscalco insinuated Jeff Bezos, near successful 1999, has had a glow-up implicit the past 30 years. (Getty Images)
In photos obtained by Fox News Digital, the 61-year-old Amazon laminitis was spotted getting handsy with the 55-year-old erstwhile amusement writer arsenic the mates spent a time astatine oversea with friends connected Bezos' $500 cardinal sailing yacht, which was anchored disconnected the seashore of Cannes, France.
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Bezos was seen playfully smacking and patting his bride-to-be connected her backside portion she tanned connected a lounge seat adjacent to a person who smiled astatine the couple.
Sánchez showed disconnected her toned fig successful a leopard-print thong drawstring bikini and a straw bucket chapeau portion Bezos wore a navy bluish T-shirt with bluish and achromatic patterned aquatics trunks.
The mates is expected to wed successful precocious June. (Photo by Craig T Fruchtman/Getty Images)
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In respective photos, Bezos was seen kneeling connected Sánchez's lounge seat arsenic helium bent implicit to buss and cuddle her. In different snaps, the billionaire was spotted rubbing Sánchez's arms and nuzzling her neck.
Sánchez was photographed sitting up connected her knees arsenic she raised her fist successful the aerial and bent implicit to drawback her chapeau from a adjacent table.
Jeff Bezos joined Lauren Sánchez connected the Met Gala 2024 reddish carpet. (Getty Images)
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The brace were aboriginal spotted broadside by broadside arsenic they enjoyed luncheon with their friends astatine a array connected 1 of the yacht's decks.
According to Architectural Digest, Bezos archetypal commissioned his yacht, which helium named Koru, successful 2018, and it was delivered to the Blue Origin laminitis successful 2023. At 417 feet long, Koru is the largest sailing yacht successful the world, according to the outlet.
It whitethorn beryllium the astir extravagant wedding of the year, but not everyone is looking guardant to the Bezos and Sanchez's upcoming nuptials successful Venice, Italy.
Last week, Venetians gathered unneurotic to protestation the couple's upcoming wedding festivities implicit fears of disruptions successful a metropolis that is already impacted by wide tourism. (Getty Images)
Last week, Venetians gathered unneurotic to protestation the couple's upcoming wedding festivities implicit fears of disruptions successful a metropolis that is already impacted by wide tourism.
Though astir of the details surrounding the wedding are unknown, 1 Venice national said, "we person our moles," per The New York Times.
Federica Toninello, a protestation organizer, said that 1 of the venues could beryllium The Misericordia, a famed lawsuit hall.
The Bezos-Sánchez wedding is reportedly being held aboriginal this month. There is expected to beryllium a star-studded impermanent list, with friends of the mates making appearances. Leonardo DiCaprio, Orlando Bloom, Ivanka Trump and Oprah Winfrey are said to beryllium attending, per Page Six.
Mark Zuckerberg, Lauren Sánchez, Jeff Bezos and Sundar Pichai basal earlier the 60th Presidential Inauguration successful the Rotunda of the U.S. Capitol successful Washington, Monday, Jan. 20, 2025. (Kenny Holston/The New York Times via AP, Pool)
Bezos and Sánchez reportedly met successful the mid-2010s but didn't spell nationalist with their narration until 2019 – erstwhile Sanchez separated from her then-husband, Hollywood cause Patrick Whitesell, and Bezos divorced Mackenzie Scott.
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Bezos projected to Sánchez portion aboard his $500 cardinal yacht, Koru, successful May 2023, she told Vogue successful November of that year.
W Magazine reported that Sanchez's 30-carat engagement ringing is estimated to beryllium worthy betwixt $3 cardinal and $5 million. The outlet reported that Sanchez had 2 engagement parties, 1 successful Beverly Hills and different successful Positano, Italy.
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